Okey, so in about two days the norwegian ice hockey team is gonna start out theire olympic competition agains Canada. And one might wonder while norway starts out bad in the olympics: what is the chance of a medal in ice hockey for norway?
Well, the chance is about the same as the chance for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to win the Nobel peace price and a oscar in 2010.
That said, we might have a shot against canada, not only because sindey mosby is a crybaby, (not the nice stompbox wha) or the fact that the pressure is kind of insane, here is how norway could have a real shot.
1. Norway need to keep a clean sheet through out the first period. This might make the canadien team start thinking about the reactions if they loose, + sindey will be blinded in tears because tollefsen is mean to him (if he plays, the best of luck to his sick famly member)
2. Norway need to drag the tempo, a high pace game will end bad. Norway need to make sure to not alove turn-over's whit les than 3 men behind the puck and be carefull throughout the defensive and mid.
3. Grotnes needs to close the goal, as he always do in one of the games in a turnament. A of day from him and Norway is fucked.
4. We need chuck norris...
Any how, i might go more in deept before the game, but i think those 4 is key. And I might be one step closer to a pina colada in france..
Well, the chance is about the same as the chance for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to win the Nobel peace price and a oscar in 2010.
That said, we might have a shot against canada, not only because sindey mosby is a crybaby, (not the nice stompbox wha) or the fact that the pressure is kind of insane, here is how norway could have a real shot.
1. Norway need to keep a clean sheet through out the first period. This might make the canadien team start thinking about the reactions if they loose, + sindey will be blinded in tears because tollefsen is mean to him (if he plays, the best of luck to his sick famly member)
2. Norway need to drag the tempo, a high pace game will end bad. Norway need to make sure to not alove turn-over's whit les than 3 men behind the puck and be carefull throughout the defensive and mid.
3. Grotnes needs to close the goal, as he always do in one of the games in a turnament. A of day from him and Norway is fucked.
4. We need chuck norris...
Any how, i might go more in deept before the game, but i think those 4 is key. And I might be one step closer to a pina colada in france..
The Pina Colada has to happen... Heia Norge for Faen
SvarSlettI was sent here at the request of my bud Andy. This is hilarious; I especially love the Ahmadinejad/Nobel Prize reference. Good stuff, all around.
SvarSlettI'll be pulling for Team Norway to triumph over Canada (A) because I hate 99.9% of Canada's roster, (B) because Andy is from Norway and it'll make him happy, and (C) because I do love a good upset, especially of people as rabid as the Canadians are about their hockey.
What is a good way to cheer on Team Norway in Norwegian?
Drink beer that taste beer and eat jarlsberg cheese while you sing along to the song http://www.bigadda.com/video/_show_landing/542539 - the song is lame as hell, but still...
SvarSlettAhhh... The hockey song. NICE!
SvarSlettBTW, she actually knows her beers. I have started that discussion about ten times already :P
EDIT: LOL, my "secret word"/authenification point for this was "cider"